Peter Jackson’s second part of his film adaptation for Tolkien’s beloved children’s classic is about to be released on DVD. Here are 10 reasons this epic cinematic masterpiece is a must-buy and an instant classic, greatly exceeding even the wit and glory of Tolkien himself.
10. Finally we see a female warrior portrayed in a film.
Jackson goes beyond Tolkien’s patriarchal confounds, and creates an original female character (Tauriel) that shows a strength equal to her male counterpart. It is refreshing to find a female who can fully express herself in Tolkien’s male-dominated world.
9. Finally, a she-elf that isn’t restricted to an exclusive relationship.
Exclusive relationships were so 20th-century. Jackson boldly shows that our sexual pursuits shouldn’t be limited by number or species.
8. Classy Penis Jokes.
Tolkien’s Puritanism is finally purged through the acceptance of subtle genitalia references.
7. Disney-esque Elf Dad.
In the spirit of Disney classics, Jackson brings us elf dads (viz. Elrond and Thranduil) who, despite their enormous wisdom and knowledge, are oblivious to what is really important to their children. These fathers must learn the hard way that their children really do know best when it comes to their romantic pursuits.
6. Thorin’s Stick Up The Butt is so large it prominently protrudes out.
Thorin’s Stick Up The Butt made its first debut in the first Hobbit film, An Unexpected Journey, as Thorin continually distrusted the hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, despite Bilbo’s sincere efforts and willingness to join a group of unruly dwarves on a perilous, unexpected journey. Many viewers thought Thorin had forever removed and cast away the Stick Up The Butt by the end of the film when Thorin embraced Bilbo as a brother. However, the Stick Up The Butt returns and develops in The Desolation of Smaug, as Thorin impulsively leaves behind his sickly brother, Kili, to die in Laketown, while he pursues dragon gold.
5. We find out that Smaug is actually impotent.
Jackson finds a creative way to extend the movie franchise with a 45 minute battle between the dwarves, Bilbo and the formidable dragon, Smaug. Not to worry though- nobody gets hurt (or burned)…not even our friendly dragon.
4. The union of Pirates of the Caribbean and The Hobbit.
Fans were brokenhearted with Will Turner’s dismissal from the Pirates franchise. Not to worry, Jackson has found a place for this beloved character in Tolkien’s world as the character of Bard from Laketown. It was also a budget saver, since this is also the same actor that plays Legolas.
3. The real hero of the film is the underdog, Bombur.
Great movies arise from a well done underdog story. Similar to Christopher Nolan’s theme of Batman’s fight against external evil as well as his own internal demons in The Dark Knight Rises, Bombur strives against all odds to become the real unanticipated hero in The Desolation of Smaug.
2. Bilbo occasionally makes an appearance in the film, The Hobbit.
![Bilbo, a hobbit, is the main protagonist in Peter Jackon's film about dwarves, orcs, and elves.](https://splinterinmybrotherseye.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hobbit1.jpg?w=205&h=300)
Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit, is the main and often overlooked protagonist in Peter Jackon’s film about dwarves, orcs, elves, and wizards.
One of the most encouraging and exciting parts of this 3-hour film is when you think you’ve caught a small glimpse of the hobbit character, Bilbo Baggins. Jackson adamantly stuck to naming his film, “The Hobbit,” despite a popular push to name it, “Lots of Dwarves with Difficult Names,” “Sexy Elf Ninja,” or “The Untold Hallucinations of the Hippy Wizard.”
1. The “Pale Orc” continues to excite fans with its classic cat-chasing-mouse theme.
Perhaps Jackson’s greatest creativity and talent is embodied by the Pale Orc character, Azog The One Handed, who quickly arises as the dominant antagonist in The Hobbit films. Viewers were refreshingly surprised to find out that the movie wasn’t going to be simply constrained to a long walking trip culminating in a dragon fight. Instead, they are continually treated with an amazing performance and original take on a cat-chasing-mouse scenario, as the Pale Orc continually catches up, but inevitably fails to capture his nemesis, Thorin. Fans are puzzled and anxiously await to find out how Jackson will bring about the epic conclusion to this ongoing struggle.
There is no question that Peter Jackson’s genius and talent will be remembered and recognized for generations to come. In all likelihood, Tolkien’s name will be forgotten next to Jackson’s much improved classic film adaptations. So what are you waiting for? It’s time to go and purchase this acclaimed masterpiece before it’s sold out!
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